On the Lighter Side…

Paul Kohler submitted some humorous church names, courtesy of Bob Logan (Coachnet) and church planter Bob Neil. At first look one might think these names are fake news, but they are real.

• Accident Baptist Church is obviously not Calvinist.
• Greater Second Baptist Church of Chattanooga, TN. Perhaps it is an alternative to the Second Baptist Church around the corner?
• Boring Seventh Day Adventist Church is hopefully not an example of “truth in advertising”. Funnily enough, their pastor is Elder Dull.
• Harmony Baptist Church sounds like a great name, but it is just a half of a mile from Harmony Baptist Church #2.
• When Paul spoke of being all things to all people, I doubt he had this in mind: First United Separated Baptist Church.